Wednesday, February 11, 2009

warning labels

Normally I'm not a huge fan of medication, which is probably why I love things like Airborne. Is it a sugary vitamin-water-actually-placebo? Maybe. Does it make me feel better? Yes. Do synthetic drugs make me feel like a blind humpback whale in a small, deep pool of raw sewage? YES.

I just read the warning label on this bottle of stupid pills:

May cause dizziness.

[Yeah NO SHIT, GlaxoSmithKline.]

Also:

May impair ability to use machines. Use care until familiar with effects.

[aw eff you GSK. Srsly eff you and all the horseshit you ....]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I hate being sick.

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